to summer camp we go.

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THE PERCY JACKSON AU MEME

YOUNG ADULT. Have you ever experienced one or many of the following symptoms?

You suspect that one or more of your teachers is not human.
You have been diagnosed with ADHD.
You have been diagnosed with dyslexia.
You have experienced things you cannot explain.
You sometimes wonder if your father or mother is not your real parent.
You have a friend who doesn't seem quite... normal.
You feel you are being watched when alone or followed when there is no one behind you.
You have a vivid recurring dream, or you can manipulate your own dreams.
You have a phobia that doesn't seem logical, such as spiders, enclosed places, heights, or deep water.

If so, then I've got news for you--you may in fact be a demigod. Not that demigods are real or anything, but if they were, then we might take you to a place called CAMP HALF BLOOD. Camp Half Blood is a place for kids like you, where you can train and learn that your brain has in fact been hard wired to learn ancient Greek instead of English. Maybe your ADHD just gave you some awesome battle skills.

But Camp Half Blood is the safest place for you, so it's time you've found yourself here. Find your godly parent, train on the grounds, eat your fill at the dining tables, or maybe play a mean game of capture the flag. Whatever it is, this is your home, and has always been your home--so you better get used to it.