someone is sleeping in my bed!!

[infield]

It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.


what to do?

i. oh, i know you.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
d. Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tired to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
e. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. who the hell are you???

a. Scream 'OMGWTF GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - fuck the police. You hear me right. Fuck 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

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kominato haruichi ( daiya no ace )

[infield]

sawamura eijun ( daiya )

[tire]

i'm sure you didn't think i'd pass this up... d or b or something

[nannying]

[ it's almost eleven, and shinji has nothing but plans to crash early after two days of studying and three hours of lab work. which is why opening his bedroom door and finding a lump under his covers is momentarily really, really aggravating.

don't you have your own bed, he almost grumbles, but doesn't have the energy or inclination to be mad. he sheds his hoodie to toss it on his much-beloved desk chair, and then slides his hand under the covers to lift it up and duck under. ]

Ei-jun, move over. [ said with urgency, but fondly, and he settles one knee on the mattress, then the other, before he flops down, throwing an arm over eijun. he's feeling a lot less tired at the moment. ]

what is this beautiful gift i've had bestowed upon me

[tire]

[ shinji is busy and that is the worst. sure, eijun's a busy guy too, he's got baseball to be training for and books that he should probably be reading for class that he definitely is not reading, but this is different. it's been days since they've gotten to spend any time together, save for shinji looking dead eyed in his direction with regards to his studying. he didn't even get a bop on the head for a dumb comment, it was that bad.

so, he misses him while he's busy. eijun can pitch until the cows come home but it doesn't change the fact that he feels a weird empty space where he's used to sleeping next to someone and holding someone's hand on the way to the dining hall. his plan was to come over and write EIJUN WAS HERE all over his whiteboard in his room, but in doing so, eijun had to climb on his bed and thus stopped, flopping down on it and whining face first into the pillows.

...which smelled like shinji.

which is now where he is, two hours later, making an unattractive face and probably drooling a little into his pillow. he stirs a little when he feels the bed dip, hears his name, but eijun just grumbles and rolls over towards the new source of warmth which he vaguely recognizes as shinji. a little bit of burrowing and he gets comfortable up against him, wriggling under the arm until he's cozy. ah, yes. perfect. ]

Five more minutes...

you aren't the only one with smooch thirst

[nannying]

[ the mumbling and the snuggling is cute, the way a sleepy puppy is cute, but shinji's never been the type to let eijun sawamura grumbling at him stop him, ever. he twists to make his bed feel a little less cramped, and ducks his head to kiss eijun's temple.

he talks without moving his head far, nos brushing eijun's hair. ]

You've been sleepin' without me for how long, exactly? You got your five minutes.

[ he shifts his arm to rake his fingers through eijun's hair, rest his palm at the corner of eijun's jaw. ]

its kanesawa thirst lbh

[tire]

Hrrrrmh. [ comes his less than intelligible answer--he was just woken from a long, long nap after all--and eijun squints his eyes shut a little tighter to try and block out the now obvious light filtering in the room, like maybe he can squeeze himself back into passing out. now he's extra warm and shinji's right here, and that pleasant thought registers as he lifts his head up into the fingers in his hair, much like the aforementioned sleepy puppy.

eventually, he gives into the light and and lets his eyes open blearily. getting to see shinji first thing when he wakes up puts a big, sleepy smile on his face, and he drops his head into the palm near his face, rubbing his cheek on it.

and then, unromantic, he yawns. at least it's kinda cute, as the words come tumbling out in the middle of it. ] --done with studying?

yeah

[nannying]

[ well, if he ever needed to see his boyfriends tonsils with his eyes, at least he could count on sleepy eijun to provide the view, no charge. he lets eijun rub his face into his hand because that, at least, is no effort at all on his part, and nods. ]

Done with studying and lab... you've got me to yourself until tomorrow night.

[ an awake eijun was likely to pounce on that - or, well, him, realistically - pretty immediately, but maybe it'll just wake up this one. ]

Seeing as you've already made yourself at home in my bed, though - [ and closes the gap to kiss eijun with all the pent-up attention of days in schoolwork hell. he works slowly, waiting for eijun to catch up. ]

you did this to me

[tire]

[ none of this registers immediately, but eijun's not about to complain about being kissed, and being kissed nicely. humming a noise of approval, he kisses him back slowly as he tosses over that in his head, his eyes fluttering shut again. got me... to... yourself...

abruptly, he pulls back, big brown eyes wide-- ] --Really?! [ good morning, sawamura! brightly, he crows-- ] Shinji!!!! [ like that can get across his feelings as he becomes the personification of an exclamation point, waking up so fast that he might as well be back at seido, late for morning practice.

and if he throws his arms around his neck to pull him over more insistently to kiss him better, well, hey, at least he's not yawning anymore. eijun rolls them over easy as anything, metaphorical tail wagging with the delight that comes from the fact that he gets so much shinji time and he can take advantage of it right now.

which is exactly what he'll be doing, eagerly bringing the pace right back up to normal, opening his mouth to kiss him properly. ]

kuramochi youichi ( daiya )

[hyaha]

i.c.~~~~~~

[ryolyeh]

[The big problem here is that Kuramochi isn't AWAKE. And Ryousuke is not going to stand for that, no sir. If you are going to sleep in HIS bed past NOON, you are going to pay the consequences, no matter how much of a part he played in keeping you up too late to wake up at a decent hour.

So, very slowly and quietly, Ryousuke will sneak out of the bed, fill a bowl with warm water, then sneak back to crouch down next to Kuramochi. Gently, he'll take the younger boy's hand and guide it delicately into the water. He will admire his handiwork. And then slip away to start flipping through a book he's been reading, waiting for Kuramochi to wake up to the fact that he's like... two again. Haha~]

omfg

[hyaha]

[ you know, after an awesome night like last night most people expect the morning after to be pretty nice. kuramochi, on his part, figured maybe sleeping curled up with ryo for a couple hours, then maybe they'd get breakfast and make out after. it'd be awesome.

what they do not expect is having to run to the bathroom at two in the afternoon. his squawked-- ] OI, WHAT THE-- [ is practically a bellow before he puts two and two together and can't yell at his senpai for pranking him

mostly because this is exactly what kuramochi also would have done in this situation. he will not be coming out to see him until he's changed no thank you sir and it's only then that he pokes back out into the living room with a baleful-- ] C'mon, Ryo-san, seriously!

;)

[ryolyeh]

[Listening to Kuramochi freaking out is the greatest thing that could possibly happen this morning. Ryousuke would be fairly content with the day ending after this particular situation and he can't help smirking to himself as he hears his kouhai in the bathroom. Ahhh, sweet success.

As Kuramochi enters the living room, Ryousuke looks up from his book and puts on his most perfect innocent face.]

Hmm? Did something happen? When I got up, you were sleeping like a baby.

Re: ;)

[hyaha]

Y-- [ kuramochi groans, because he can't talk back to a senpai, but that doesn't change his grumbly ] Real funny. [ remark anyway because okay, if he'd been watching and not been the victim of it it would have been pretty funny. much like a fire that's had water poured on it, he can't exactly be furious.

...which mostly lends to him just being stupidly embarrassed. way to make him feel even more uncool, ryo-san ] You got me.

[ grumble grumble... ]

[ryolyeh]

[Ryousuke leans back, sliding a bookmark into his book and looking like that was exactly what he wanted to hear.]

Always~ Are you done with sleeping now? Because I could think of lots of better things for you to be doing with your time...

[Take that however you will, Kuramochi.]

newt ( the maze runner )

[gimp]

hinata shouyou ( haikyuu!! )

[kablam]

kujikawa rise ( p4 )

[superstar]

yaku morisuke ( haikyuu!! )

[divings]

sugawara koushi ( haikyuu!! )

[complimentary]

furuya satoru | daiya no ace

[staminaroll]

i-a/d or something? maybe.

[snowline]

[ the fact of the matter is that finding furuya in his bed is kind of out of the ordinary. not because furuya doesn't sleep all the time, because of course he does, he just usually takes it to the right bed, or at least the couch. seeing furuya's dark hair spread out over his pillow is a kind of new thing for masamune.

new, and honestly unwelcome. normally he'd irritably force furuya into his own room and then sulkily use up the whole couch for the rest of the day as revenge, but he's been away for eleven days and the last thing he wants to be doing right now is sleeping on their couch, comfortable as it may be. (and it is comfortable. they did tests.)

he raises his voice: ] Hey. Wake the hell up.

[ he reaches down to tug on the blanket, too. ]

[staminaroll]

[He was trying to do a good thing. His sheets needed to be washed, he had some free time and wasn't planning on a nap, it worked out very well. Until, of course, he realized someone in the building had blown the fuse on the dryer and he had no idea how to replace it. He'd called the landlord, who said he'd take care of it "soon," then looked out the window at the sheeting rain--no chance of an air dry then--and decided this was fate telling him to take the rest of the afternoon off.

How long ago that was is anyone's guess, but he certainly thought he'd be awake again before Masamune came home. Now, he's stirred, but not fully awake and he's fighting it. Maybe sleep is telling him he's in his own bed, maybe he's just being stubborn. Either way, all Masamune gets is a wordless grunt and the sight of Furuya's back as he curls further in against the pillow. Not happening.]

[snowline]

[ what's not happening here is masamune's patience for furuya's sleepy hibernation routine lasting much longer. he clicks his tongue, loud in the quiet of his bedroom, and tugs the blanket up to rap his knuckles against furuya's shoulder. he speaks with emphasis, dropping the last name approach in hopes the surprise would help snap furuya out of his stubborn sleep. ] Satoru. You're in my bed.

[ his determination to roll furuya onto the floor and use all of his mattress for himself kind of takes a hit from the way furuya has curled into his pillow. he'd never admit it's cute, but... it's cute. and it's happening against his pillow. has furuya been sleeping here the whole time he's been gone? that's kind of a lonely thought, unlikely as it probably is. ]

[staminaroll]

[Hearing his first name in a voice that's familiar but that rarely uses it is almost more effective than the knuckles. Furuya uncurls just enough to tilt his head back and over his shoulder, blinking a little as he confirms that yes, that's who he thinks it is.]

Hongo...?

[There's a moment of soft, sleepy-eyed, almost content realization, and then the reality of the situation sinks in and the moment is gone. He's in Masamune's bed when clearly Masamune wants to get there. If he was smart, he'd just get out, but Furuya's not always the smartest and Masamune in particular has a way of bringing out his almost self-destructively dumb side. It's gotten worse since November and it's rarely effective but this time Furuya does have the upper hand, or so he thinks.

He grabs the blanket back and rolls away, curling up even tighter this time, latching on to both the pillow and the blanket. Yes, he's in your bed. You want to get him out, you're losing all of this at the same time.]

[snowline]

[ furuya's expression when he blinks up at him hits him in the chest, right before it's crushed by irritation. furuya recognized him (recognized him with that damn face, what the hell--) and decided to steal all the parts of his bed he might actually want to use. so it's gonna be like that, huh, furuya?

someone with a little more patience or forethought would go sleep in furuya's bed, instead, in the ultimate in petty revenge, but masamune hasn't been able to turn down a challenge from furuya even less than usual since november broke that first tenuous distance. not, he thinks, that furuya is thinking too hard about this as a challenge, but then furuya's an idiot sometimes.

if that's how furuya wants it, then fine. he sheds his sweatshirt after a second of thought - if they're sharing a bed, it's going to be too warm for it - and then he's taking up the half of the bed not currently occupied by the polar bear he calls a roommate. he nudges furuya with his elbow until he shoves over, or something, and reaches back for the blanket.

hand it over, roomie. ]