someone is sleeping in my bed!!

It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.
Too bad someone doesn't agree.
what to do?
i. oh, i know you.
a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
d. Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tired to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
e. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.
II. who the hell are you???
a. Scream 'OMGWTF GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.
III. Decide - fuck the police. You hear me right. Fuck 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!
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which he would prefer to be doing with his arms unencumbered by half-removed shirts, so he breaks off eijun's latest kiss to just work it off and drop it off the side of the bed. not the height of sex appeal, maybe, but he thinks they'll survive. ] For a reward, I sure am doing a lot of work.
[ he's teasing. he draws eijun's lower lip between his teeth for just a moment before he's back to kissing the living daylights out of him properly, tracing easy loops across sleep-warm skin like there's nothing else he's meant to do with his life. ]
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I'll show you work! [ as ever, he rises to every challenge, whether it's a real one or something as silly as showing his boyfriend how much he appreciates having him back. eijun hums a little noise when he kisses him, tongue at the seam of his lips and tan hands settling one on his lower back, one on the back of his neck so he can properly scooch up the pillows and kiss him right.
since they started dating eijun's gotten marginally better at kissing, though he's probably still a little too sloppy; right now, that energetic sloppiness is to his favor, because he's more than happy to hook his hands tight and make a dumb "haaah!" noise as he puts his weight into it enough to tip them over. eijun scrambles back over to throw a leg over his waist and settles there, grinning at him with all the sheer cheek he can manage before he ducks down to get back to kissing. ]
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he lifts his eyebrows expectantly at eijun's declaration, mouth quirking. confident, aren't we, sawamura? his confidence proves to be well-placed, though, since shinji's mouth opens over his with an easygoing sort of slowness. eijun's sloppy over-excitability is as familiar as his declarations about being seido's ace, and shinji can't help but feel a bubbling sort of flattered over it every time, but it's still kind of... a lot.
he makes a sound of surprise muffled against eijun's cheek as he tips sideways, and tips his chin back to give him the best unimpressed face he can muster. his hand finds the outside seam of eijun's pants, and he slides his hand up eijun's thigh as he slides his tongue into his mouth. ]
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yelling, after all, takes words, and he'd way rather be kissing kanemaru.
the kisses grow in time, in intensity; it's easy to get lost in it, the warm pressure of his mouth and his tongue, familiar and just as exciting as it was when this first started. it never really gets old, and in reality they could have probably been doing this a lot longer, but, well, no one ever said eijun was a genius, literally ever.
as he feels the rub of his palm against his thigh, eijun's hips twitch against his, low sweatpants less of a burden than expected, until he settles into a rhythm of it and pulls away from the kiss as the heat slowly gathers. from there, he tips his head, plants a kiss on kanemaru's nose. his cheek. across to his ear, crooning: ] Studying master~ Kanemaru-ku~un. [ and chasing it with a tug of his earlobe between his teeth, just because he can. ] You better get a good grade for being gone so long, Shinji! That's the only way I'll forgive it.
[ he says, too full of it for someone who barely passes his classes, and continues his kisses and the shift of his hips, comfortable, familiar and warm. ]
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the weight of eijun on top of him alone would probably be enough to make the heat pooling in his stomach too much to ignore, but the movement of eijun's hips makes it undeniable. it pulls a noise from his throat before he can stop it as he shifts into the pressure, and he laughs as eijun pulls back to drop kisses on the rest of his face. the laughter dies out right around teeth closing on his earlobe, and he rocks up with a stuttering sort of hum. his hand on eijun's thigh tightens a notch, fingertips sinking into the muscle, and his other hand slides down eijun's side and settles at the jut of his hip. his fingers brush the bare skin of eijun's back, warm from sleep or proximity or both, and he smiles as he shifts his head to scrape his teeth against eijun's pulse.
he doesn't answer eijun's ridiculous provocation right away, busy sucking a mark into the skin beneath his mouth and tracing loose figure eights with his thumb over the waistband of eijun's sweatpants. when he's sure he's made his mark, he leans up to kiss eijun again, quick and pleasant, at the corner of his mouth. ]
If I come back with an A, I better get forgiveness and a reward. [ he has a thing or five in mind already. ]
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if there's one thing you can always say about sawamura eijun, it's that he is loud. in any situation, in any good moment, he is always chattering or yelling or doing something obnoxious and being in bed is barely different than that. thus, the combination of his mouth on his skin and their hips moving together is enough to get a moan out of him, not drawn out but definitely there, and it cuts off in a laugh with the quick kiss. eijun beams at him, all sunshine warmth. ] You better get an A so I can come up with something awesome, then!
[ "something awesome" could mean just about anything (once upon a birthday, a 'present' that mostly just involved him sticking a bow on his head), but he's probably open to suggestions. reaching back up to cradle shinji's jaw in his hands, he pulls him in for another kiss to chase the quick one, and then reaches down in between them to try and get his pants unbuttoned, handsy as ever because they are in the way. ]
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he almost answers eijun's crowing about something awesome... mostly to point out the infamous birthday present story again, because they'd had fun in the end but it was still ridiculous... but why do that when he could be reaching to squeezes eijun's butt while they're kissing, instead?
eijun's hands trying to peel open his jeans is even more attention grabbing than his butt is, at least for the moment. he wiggles to help the angle, head tilted so he can tell if he needs to just pop the button himself-- ]
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flashing him a bright grin, he hums a noise and runs his hands over kanemaru's chest, pads of his fingers catching against a nipple and giving a tweak just because he can. he follows that with another kiss, a roll of his hips, but it only takes a little more of those before he's distracted, breaking the kiss to whine out a noise instead and push their foreheads together. it's hard to do much of anything because that feels so good...he'd probably be happy grinding against him like they're teenagers again, to be honest, and though the situation calls for more than that, he's just fine to do this for now, to rile himself up and moan against his mouth.
(they only got a noise complaint like, once. it's fine.) ]
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his breath shudders again in a gasp when eijun finds a nipple, and he tilts his chin into kissing eijun, eyes fluttering shut as he walks his hands down the line of eijun's back. his hands pause for just a moment at the band of his underwear, heels of his hands against eijun's skin, as the kiss breaks and eijun whines a noise that's not annoying for once in his life. his hands are still for a moment while he tries to decide how badly he wants to rush things. they're taking this as slow as they ever get, which he kind of likes, so he doesn't pull the fabric down quite yet. instead he resettles his grip to where it'd been when he'd been interrupted by the pants removal operation, and he pushes their bodies together to grind his hips against eijun's with pointed, focused intensity.
(if he can't get eijun to come twice in one day, he'll be disappointed, and it won't be because of lack of effort.) ]
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as usual, he's noisy and reactive and all hands. his enthusiasm is the best thing about him and eijun is always enthusiastic about falling into bed with shinji, even if he's just woken up from a nap because eijun's always enthusiastic about shinji period. it's been a while since they started dating and he's still just as crazy about him as he was when this first started. even if he nags him into doing his homework a lot and acts grumpy all the time, even if he's busy or hard working or their schedules don't align, eijun still loves him anyway, and he'll proclaim it to just about anyone who will listen.
though currently said proclaiming is through his sex noises, which are currently breathy and whiny and somewhere near kanemaru's ear. he ends up curling his hand around the back of his neck, the other scrabbling across his shoulders, and if eijun's nails weren't so short from pitching, he'd probably be leaving claw marks. it wouldn't be the first time. ]
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his grip shifts, curling barely under the curve of that pitching-honed behind to hold him closer on the next roll of his hips, and he tilts to lick a stripe up eijun's throat. he's intent to leave more than one mark today. childish displays of possessiveness aren't quite his style, at least not any more, but there's still something satisfying about knowing he did that. (everyone else knowing eijun is getting some is just a side bonus.) ]
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his head drops back with the feeling of his tongue on his neck, intuitively responsive, amber-brown eyes fluttering shut as he digs his fingers into the back of his neck and holds on a little tighter, a little-- ] Shinji, Shinji, [ following it, because if everyone didn't know he was getting some from the hickies, their entire floor definitely hears it. ]