someone is sleeping in my bed!!

It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.
Too bad someone doesn't agree.
what to do?
i. oh, i know you.
a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
d. Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tired to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
e. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.
II. who the hell are you???
a. Scream 'OMGWTF GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.
III. Decide - fuck the police. You hear me right. Fuck 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!
achievement unlocked
his breath shudders again in a gasp when eijun finds a nipple, and he tilts his chin into kissing eijun, eyes fluttering shut as he walks his hands down the line of eijun's back. his hands pause for just a moment at the band of his underwear, heels of his hands against eijun's skin, as the kiss breaks and eijun whines a noise that's not annoying for once in his life. his hands are still for a moment while he tries to decide how badly he wants to rush things. they're taking this as slow as they ever get, which he kind of likes, so he doesn't pull the fabric down quite yet. instead he resettles his grip to where it'd been when he'd been interrupted by the pants removal operation, and he pushes their bodies together to grind his hips against eijun's with pointed, focused intensity.
(if he can't get eijun to come twice in one day, he'll be disappointed, and it won't be because of lack of effort.) ]
you leveled up
as usual, he's noisy and reactive and all hands. his enthusiasm is the best thing about him and eijun is always enthusiastic about falling into bed with shinji, even if he's just woken up from a nap because eijun's always enthusiastic about shinji period. it's been a while since they started dating and he's still just as crazy about him as he was when this first started. even if he nags him into doing his homework a lot and acts grumpy all the time, even if he's busy or hard working or their schedules don't align, eijun still loves him anyway, and he'll proclaim it to just about anyone who will listen.
though currently said proclaiming is through his sex noises, which are currently breathy and whiny and somewhere near kanemaru's ear. he ends up curling his hand around the back of his neck, the other scrabbling across his shoulders, and if eijun's nails weren't so short from pitching, he'd probably be leaving claw marks. it wouldn't be the first time. ]
your paper ;*
his grip shifts, curling barely under the curve of that pitching-honed behind to hold him closer on the next roll of his hips, and he tilts to lick a stripe up eijun's throat. he's intent to leave more than one mark today. childish displays of possessiveness aren't quite his style, at least not any more, but there's still something satisfying about knowing he did that. (everyone else knowing eijun is getting some is just a side bonus.) ]
i wrote this awkwardly on the plane
his head drops back with the feeling of his tongue on his neck, intuitively responsive, amber-brown eyes fluttering shut as he digs his fingers into the back of his neck and holds on a little tighter, a little-- ] Shinji, Shinji, [ following it, because if everyone didn't know he was getting some from the hickies, their entire floor definitely hears it. ]