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[melocoton]

The Cat Everyone I Know is a Goddamn Furry Meme



So you know how in a certain series you're born with cat ears and they only come off when you lose your virginity? Well, this is nothing like that. One day you just suddenly wake up like this. all fluffy and cute (tail optional). Embarrassed? Planning to stay in bed until they go away on their own like some weird, supernatural cold? TOO BAD! Although you don't know how you got them, the one thing you do know for sure, somehow, is that they only come off with a kiss. So get out there and find a good samaritan to help you out!



♥ Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
♥ It is implied that the top comment is the one with the animal ears, but you can indicate otherwise in your comment if desired
♥ The character replying does not necessarily need to have ears too, but they can! Mutual benefit might just be the incentive they need!
♥The kiss can be anywhere on the body, as short or long as you want it to be.
♥Respect people's wishes and prefs
♥Have fun!!

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[pickoffs]

[ no, okay, the tail was weird but he's heard of weirder attachments to people clothes, but it's moving and those are ears? this is a really dedicated prank.

and also he has a mouthful of pillow case. thanks, yoichi. with a grumble of his own, he smacks yoichi with it, once and then a few more times for good measure. ]

No, wake up and tell me what's on your head, or I'm sending pictures to everybody.

[ actually, he's gonna do that anyway. he shifts to reach for his phone while he continues to smack yoichi's back with the pillow. ]

[basesteal]

[ he gives a murmur of protest and curls up. he wants to sleep, dammit, not get stupid pics taken in the morning! the tail swats the air a few times, showing his irritation from the noise. ]

...Gonna kill you if you take pics...

[ the pillow does get him to wake up a little more though, and he turns to face kazuya before he shifts over, latching onto the other as he goes back to sleep, his arms wrapping around at the waist. ]

[pickoffs]

[ any coincidental gooey feelings that arise in reaction to the body now leaning all over his are ignored as he finally finds his phone. that tail moving around distracts him as he fumbles on the video setting, but when he gets it he grins to himself.

this is weird, obviously, but also delightful. for him. his boyfriend is a cheetah irl. that's hilarious. ]

Yoiiiichi, [ crooned as he pans from Yoichi's head down toward the damn tail. ] You seem to have grown a couple furry appendages overnight! What would your mom say?

[ ...wait, cats purr. yoichi is now part cat. does that mean...? kazuya turns off the video and tucks his phone under the pillow to reach out and runs his fingers through yoichi's hair. ]

[basesteal]

[ normally he'd just go right to sleep even if kazuya's being a dick talking loudly and messing with his hair. well maybe not that often, since he'd rather have his hair left alone. but he really wanted to go back to sleep, okay, so he just stays still. also, why does his mom have to do with anything!

after a short moment of silence kazuya would hear some faint noise come from yoichi before he wakes up from it. ]

What the hell! Would you stop that shit??

[ he thinks it's your stomach. ]

[pickoffs]

[ oh god, he does. he does purr. kazuya regards the top of yoichi's head from above, badly suppressing a goofy half-smile, before he's being yelled at. rude.

at least he's awake. ] Oh, joining the land of the living? And that was you, not me, good try, haha!

[ does it work if you get him under the chin. he's testing that. ]

im cry i didn't notice this got tagged back real quick..notifs pls...

[basesteal]

The hell are you talking about, it ain't me! [ but the point is quickly proven when it becomes clear it really is him making that purring sound when he's scratched under the chin.

why the heck is he making that noise, why does it feel kind of nice--he quickly swats kazuya's hand away while pulling back, more confused than anything. that's until he realizes he has a tail growing out from his behind, and then his face flushes red. ]

What the fuck!?! [ you can probably hear the gears in his mind try to work its best to figure out why in the world he now has a tail, along with--he goes to touch the top of his head--and ears. ]

What kinda furry bullshit is this!!

[ can he go strangle something right now? ]