young dumb and broke

[melocoton]

TFLN.
t's been a while since 've posted an open tfln, so. post your muse! pick your texts! be sfw or not! idc

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[mc_lb]

we gamble all the time at school! usually for lunch

[steelo]

you know that's not what i mean.
i guess you are growing up...maybe we should sit down and talk about this.


[ The Talk ]

[mc_lb]

[Oh shit.]

i took sex ed Ichi-nii, we're good!!

[Also the internet.]

[steelo]

i mean, yeah, but what're they teaching you, anyway?
i just want to make sure you're safe, saburo, that's all.

[mc_lb]

whatever they can't teach me I can google!

i'll be safe promise Ichi-nii. not like i'm interested in anything like that rn anyway.

[steelo]

hmmmm.
if you say so.
it might be better safe than sorry, though.
i'll get jiro too.

[mc_lb]

don't bother with jiro!!

no one's ever gonna wanna fuck him, you'd be wasting your breath

[steelo]

hey, watch your mouth.
and be nicer to your brother, too, it wouldn't kill you.
jiro's almost an adult, and you're growing more every day...
i should've done this forever ago.

[mc_lb]

i'm right

really Ichi-nii we're fine!

[steelo]

i'm kidding.


sort of. i'm not going to warn you when that happens. there's no way i'll catch you both off guard otherwise. ♪

[mc_lb]

Ichi-niiiiiiiii

(ノ﹏ヽ)

[steelo]

hey, i didn't get to have it at all, and i made plenty of mistakes because of it.
be grateful for the family we've got, alright?

[mc_lb]

obviously

just awkward

that's all

[steelo]

you want to be treated like a grownup, right?
this is part of it.
people rap about it in territory battles.
in fact, i know someone who did it and surprised both of his brothers.

[ mister "let's take a bath together oneesan", he sees you. ]

[mc_lb]

[Ah fuck.]

i knew what i was saying!!!

[steelo]

what were you saying, exactly?

[mc_lb]

"i'm young and cute but don't look fourteen and some older women dig that"

[steelo]

that's what i thought.
young, cute, and way too young to be someone's dad.

[mc_lb]

i'm not *dumb*

and i'd never do that to you or Jiro anyway

[steelo]

[ aw

or jiro.

he definitely screencaps this conversation. ♥ ♥ ]

i'm not saying you're dumb, i'm saying when you get into that situation, all guys are dumb.
it's a fact. the chuuoku women are the worst, but they were right about that.

that kind of talk'll be as painless i can make it, i promise. (｡￫∀￩｡)
it's gonna be worse for me than you.

[mc_lb]

[Look Jiro is the worst but he's still his brother.]

can't i just google it and we call it done

[steelo]

hell no.

[mc_lb]

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

it'll be better for both of us

[steelo]

you're way better at computers than i am, and i really don't want to know where you'll end up.
could always rap about it wwww

[mc_lb]

could make a game of it. how fast can i get from helpful sex ed to crazy abstinence only bs

please don't

we'd die