you shake me up!

[pronounces]

TFLN.
idk fam it's been a hot minute. y'all know what to do!

Comments

ichiro yamada ★ hypmic

[steelo]

1. Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.

Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse

wei wuxian ( mdzs )

[embouchures]

1. I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds.

2. I had to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So....yeah

3. The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.

jin ling ( mdzs )

[trishot]

1. I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it

2. I will fight anything that is not spinning right now

3. Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you

4. Yes, I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.

3!!!!

[kids]

No apology necessary. I'm glad you were ... excited.
Is that how you always act when you're excited?

[trishot]

[ it's like kicking a rabbit. a really soft one. ]

no! that would be stupid, who would do something like that?!

[kids]

I wasn't sure.
Maybe next time, less choking?
:)

[trishot]

obviously
i wasn't trying to hug you
or anything like that, either
so dont get the wrong idea

[kids]

Are you sure? I think friends are supposed to hug when they meet up.
What's the right idea?

[trishot]

that's not--
isn't that one of your dumb rules

[vandalist]

I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk

He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.

[headshaking]

- But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.

- I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.

xie lian

[dianxias]

I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.

sqx

[talker]

She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.

so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination