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[melocoton]

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tflns, random text spams, misfires, voicemails, emails, passive aggressive sticky notes, letters, carrier pigeons--just leave one of my muses a message and i'll respond in kind!

Comments

TFLN you know who this is for

[youmeanbestiality]

did u put pizza in my boxers last night?

crying about it

[hypercompetent]

the gift that keeps on giving!

[youmeanbestiality]

dude my mom got suspishous bc i kept asking her for the oxiclean

that grease doesnt come out

[hypercompetent]

you totally should have just told her it was pizza
i mean knowing your mom she probably thought it was something ten times more horrifying
besides you can always just explain away your problems with a wink and a "thaaat's stiles" like a sitcom

[youmeanbestiality]

yeah but then she'd wonder why u were putting pizza in my boxers

if u were saving it 4 later it didnt keep just fyi

[hypercompetent]

:((
that was good pizza i am pretty sure we drunkwalked like halfway across town to get it