if you wanna page me that's okay

[melocoton]

CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME.

tflns, random text spams, misfires, voicemails, emails, passive aggressive sticky notes, letters, carrier pigeons--just leave one of my muses a message and i'll respond in kind!

Comments

[nymeriarya]

My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.

[mediary]

it's a legit concern for both of us >:(

[nymeriarya]

i've been on 6 missions so far and i haven't slipped once. you've nothing to worry about.

[mediary]

getting cocky makes it easy for you to slip up, you know that, right?
look your dad is all big and manly and eyebrows on the outside
but on the inside he's like literally made of cotton candy
if something happens to you it would destroy him.

[nymeriarya]

this is the time when i'm going to be happy he didn't actually contribute to my genes, because i never want to have eyebrows like that.

i'll try to be more careful.