if you wanna page me that's okay

[melocoton]

CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME.

tflns, random text spams, misfires, voicemails, emails, passive aggressive sticky notes, letters, carrier pigeons--just leave one of my muses a message and i'll respond in kind!

Comments

[krasnyy]

Eventually someone isn't going to believe me when I vouch for you being a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, Stiles.

[hypercompetent]

you're the black widow! they have to believe you!
plus i think thor might actually kill me when he finds out
like literally

[krasnyy]

Probably with his bare hands, to preserve some shred of your honor.
What, exactly, are you going to do if Fury shows up?

[hypercompetent]

pretend to be spiderman