whenever you need me baby!

[melocoton]

CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME.

tflns, random text spams, misfires, voicemails, emails, passive aggressive sticky notes, letters, carrier pigeons--just leave one of my muses a message and i'll respond in kind!

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stiles ] obviously, pre Girl Who Knew Too Much

[bereavements]

I bet you have exciting plans on a Friday night.

♥!

[hypercompetent]

that sounded suspiciously like sarcasm

lydia ]

[bereavements]

Sorry about that one time I tried to kill you.
Two times.

[selfie]

are you expecting me to say "that's okay, you failed anyway" or "get away from me, you creep?"

stiles ]

[deathcabs]

Ten rewatches of Battlestar aren't enough, are they?

[hypercompetent]

theres no such thing as enough it's a /classic/

stiles.

[sucking]

Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.

[hypercompetent]

oh
wow
well uh
i've got a pretty big bed i'm just throwing that out there

guess | 1/3

[exercise]

have you ever looked at your face and gone

2/3

[exercise]

MY FACE IS UNEVEN????

3/3

[exercise]

because that is literally me right now i feel like i'm having a mental breakdown

Hi sweetheart. 1/2

[wasloved]

your father forgot to pick up milk again.

[wasloved]

also can you get us more mountain ash, I think you used the last of it when those fairies tried to kidnap isaac.

stiles whoops ] misfire, thanks ms. blake and your mass texting 1/3

[ex_inducer746]

don't be surprised if you find me in your bed. your mother is really nice. i think she likes me. also, i'm a little jealous of your posters.

[ex_inducer746]

wait no

done

[ex_inducer746]

fuck

hi stiles

[usernameallison]

stiles

my mom has this oreo cheesecake in the freezer she forgot about and if it's not eaten today it's getting thrown out

[hypercompetent]

i'll be there in five minutes

Allison I think

[promisebreaker]

Hypothetically, what if I had a pizza and a really bad movie.

Make that two pizzas.

[triskeles]

I hope you're having a more interesting night there.
These alphas are making me feel like I'm looking back in time at myself at 24.
How did I survive to this point. How did /they/ survive to this point.

[hypercompetent]

to be fair you didn't really
you died several times
sev er al

oh yeah, you know how beacon hills is on a tuesday
boring as hell
i'd rather be there

Pontmercy 1/2

[neverminetolose]

I'm coming over. I've got a new bottle of Jack and no panties.

2/2

[neverminetolose]

Oh my god.
Marius.
That text. Was not. For you.

Courf!

[neverminetolose]

Courf, do you by any chance know when Marius is done with classes today?

[alphafemale]

It'd be nice if I could go one day without grievous bodily harm.
And further deplenishing my wardrobe.
And having someone breaking and entering into my place of residence.
/One day/

[hypercompetent]

if wishes were horses, beggars would ride :P
are you okay?

Stiles

[twinsformer]

how about you tell your stupid friend danny to back off my brother before I tear his stupid head off.

[hypercompetent]

dude as far as i can tell, it was your stupid brother who made a move on danny
and how the hell did you get this number