he's just delicate. [ Afterwards, definitely not during. #eyyy ] i love you, but i am not going to eat you in any way, shape, or form. that would be either cannibalism, which is frowned upon in most countries, or (almost) incest, which is also frowned upon and somehow more gross.
the damage has already been done, my friend. i know what goldilocks gets up to in bed that's just right, and therapy won't cleanse me of the mental images.
already ruined red riding hood why not that too. i promise not to traumatize her the next time i see her, though. all children should be like ellie, i'm not ruining that.
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You'd think he'd stop doing that now that I've seen him in your bed.
a wolf sounds about right, yeah
that better not make me the bloody grandma
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i love you, but i am not going to eat you in any way, shape, or form.
that would be either cannibalism, which is frowned upon in most countries, or (almost) incest, which is also frowned upon and somehow more gross.
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Did you give up on being gentle? ;)
I'd rather not even think about that. Either of those. Ugh.
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so yes. ;D
so gross. so, so gross.
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[ TMI, JESUS ]
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i have screencaps and screencaps of blackmail from you oversharing, you know.
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I was drunk, that's different
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i know what goldilocks gets up to in bed that's just right, and therapy won't cleanse me of the mental images.
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Thank you for ruining that for me the next time I read Ellie fairytales
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i promise not to traumatize her the next time i see her, though.
all children should be like ellie, i'm not ruining that.