call me maybe!

[bandera]

OPEN IC INBOX, PART TWO
( for tfln, for texts, whatever you want )

Comments

shrugs and begins a slow spam

[flexed]

i'm just glad you're the only person i can have a "remember when we thought i was pregnant" conversation with.

[unled]

So I don't know what happened last night when you went out
But I definitely just found your pants in the mailbox
They definitely also have postage on them
Enough to probably get them to Timbuktu

definitely intended for t. murphies

[flexed]

halloween next year - y/n?

[ Attached image, because Minji is a monster. ]

you chose to stay with this newt

[herpetology]

i. They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend

ii. Dude you've got to get here. I keep reaching for ass but none of them are yours!!

yk what here

[loyals]

i owe you 20 bucks dude
because chupacabras are real.
and they are cockblocks.

slams down

[archrivals]

( ready boyfran u about to get hella sexted up )

where is the closest bathroom

( u hard yet )

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

[thunderstroke]

heeey asahi-san, i have a question for you!!