call me maybe!

[bandera]

OPEN IC INBOX, PART TWO
( for tfln, for texts, whatever you want )

Comments

[wingspikes]

[ what kind of question is this ]

you mean like the splits, or something?
i'm sure you could do it better than i could.

[thunderstroke]

[ just wait ]

i can kind of do the splits, sure.
but that's not what i'm talking about!
what i mean is, we should see if i can bend you in half so your knees are up by your shoulders.

[wingspikes]

AWJGKLDFJH

[wingspikes]

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT????

[thunderstroke]

for starters!
so that i can eat you out until you can't hold the position anymore.

[thunderstroke]

and then we'll go from there.

[wingspikes]

[ that noise you just heard in the distance was asahi's brain breaking


DROPS PHONE ]

kfdlsh;;hn;

[wingspikes]

NISHINOYA, WHA
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM ??? WJHYSFKDH

[thunderstroke]

[ AS IF HE IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT AND NOT CACKLING HIS FOOL HEAD OFF: ] post-practice stretches.

[wingspikes]

THASTN NOT SOMETHING YOU CNA DO AT PRACTICE
you were just thinking abotu that??? with everyone there/?!?!

[thunderstroke]

no, but it's something you can do with practice!

[thunderstroke]

it WAS kinda hard to change without anybody noticing afterwards.

[ you're not actually innocent you monster stop that. ]

[wingspikes]

[ NOYA ARE YOU REAL ]

oh my god
WE WALKED HOME TOGETHER

[thunderstroke]

[ sorry Asahi it doesn't get better. ]

we did!
i kinda debated asking you about it then, but i figured you should probably be sitting down first.

[wingspikes]

[ a monster...he's dating a monster.... ]

you're ridiculous.....

[thunderstroke]

[ Nishinoya isn't even remotely apologetic, considering Asahi is alone and sitting down. It could've been worse! ]

but you're thinking about it now, asahi-san～♪

[wingspikes]

[ HE 100% IS RIP ASAHISAN


the silence on the other end of the line says that better than any text he could send atm ]

[thunderstroke]

it shouldn't be too hard to try out, yknow.

[thunderstroke]

(*^‿^*)

[ #monster ]

[wingspikes]

nfsksdhdf
are you serious??
of course you are...

[thunderstroke]

of course i am!
i don't say things lightly, asahi-san. you know that!!

[wingspikes]

[ incredible ]

i still can't believe you were thinking about that at practice
just today?

[wingspikes]

[ THE LONGEST PAUSE EVER ]

[wingspikes]

im pretty flexible, i guess

[ SHOVES PHONE UNDER PILLOW, WALKS AWAY ]

[thunderstroke]

[ You're dating him, remember that. ]

you're very distracting sometimes, yknow!!!
that one was just today.