tbh ths is just the bad brain smich box

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[mrhc]

dont be a dumbass
dont come out here

[steelo]

why not?
my bros are both on their own for the night. jiro's playing fortnite. saburo's on his computer, and my parents are both home.

[mrhc]

youre taking away my time with nemu.

( mostly he's just not ready for this conversation!!! )

[steelo]

and if i asked permission


[ if you don't think he's doing it right now, ]

[mrhc]

i already said no

[steelo]

who said i'm asking you lolol

[mrhc]

the fuck

( there he goes, to ask nemu. the traitor. )

you sneaky asshole

[steelo]

(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
she said, and i quote
"as long as you're back before his curfew"
lolol

[mrhc]

thats only gonna work this time but im gonna make sure it doesnt work next time
bastard

[steelo]

okay, if you say so.
see you in about thirty, samatoki.

[ he's grinning like a fucking idiot at his phone on the JR. ]

[mrhc]

fuck you for using my own sister against me

[steelo]

to be totally honest
it was her idea

[mrhc]

i dont believe you
nemu wouldnt do something like this

[steelo]

ask her yourself

[mrhc]

im not asking her 'cause i already know you did it

[steelo]

is there anything on this planet you aren't stubborn about

[mrhc]

do you really want me to answer that question?

[steelo]

point

if you really, seriously, want me to turn around and leave, i will.

[mrhc]

you might as well not waste any more of your christmas money

( tsun. )

[steelo]

[ fondly, ichiro thinks: tsundere.

don't worry he has a big gay doki. ]

it's not really a waste coming to see you, but
i am pretty broke after this, lol.
worth it. five minutes? about to get off the train.

[mrhc]

( samatoki is the biggest tsundere ichiro knows, sure, and here he is waiting near the station for ichiro to show up. motorcycle and all. )

then you shouldnt have come here, you brat
but i'll see you soon

[steelo]

[ yeah. he's way better than any 2d tsundere there's ever been, too.

ichiro steps off of the jr train just a little later, looking from left to right, his trademark red headphones over his ears. he's never actually been to samatoki's, so he has no idea where he's going. he looks a little bit like a lost puppy.

and it only gets worse, because he spots samatoki and his cool bike and brightens. you can almost see the tail wagging when he jogs over towards him, grinning from ear to ear. ] Samatoki!

[mrhc]

( samatoki is halfway through lighting a cigarette when he hears that familiar, eager voice call out his name. he's leaning against his bike, practically freezing his ass off, but he makes the effort to not look like it. gotta act cool and everything in the front of the puppy. )

That's Samatoki-san. [ he puts his cigarette away, probably for the best, and he straightens up. ] Maybe I shoulda let you walk to my place instead.

[steelo]

[ ichiro doesn't even bother with correcting himself with the honorific--there's no point, considering it just goes in one ear and out the other. he finishes his jog towards him, slowing a few steps in as he gets close. (and he gets a little overwhelmed with the warmth in his chest, too, that he came here because he has a thing for samatoki, and because it's almost definitely returned.

look at those dimples. what a happy puppy. he laughs, shrugs his shoulders. ] I wouldn't have known where to go. [ looking earnest, almost, towards the bike. ] Thanks for coming anyway.

[mrhc]

( there goes that tail, wagging itself at a hundred miles a minute. samatoki doesn't even need to ask how ichiro is doing when he can practically see the excitement on his face — what a happy puppy indeed. he's also just going to ignore how fast his heart is beating right now. )

Haa? Maybe I shoulda just texted you the address. Instead of coming to pick you up when it's this cold out.

( despite what he says, he's offering ichiro his other helmet. )