Instructions: "doors open. no ones standing guard tonight so just let yourself in."
( much to samatoki's surprise (and chagrin), it wasn't ichiro who ends up delivering his order. his number one hint should have been when the doorbell kept ringing despite his earlier instructions, so when he went up to answer — he nearly bit the guy's head off. oops. at least he got tipped nicely, he supposes. still... his phone is out, scrolling through his contacts for a familiar number. )
[ maybe samatoki's not the only one feeling a little lonely this evening, though ichiro's not alone. he's sitting by saburo's bedside, checking his temperature while he sleeps, when he gets the text message.
hm. fond. ]
you just made some other random delivery guy's night 😂😂😂 how bad did you rip him a new asshole?
2. your lyric work is better than like 90% of the other indie shit I listen to that’s probably bias talking but I don’t think you can be that biased about a fact
[ for some reason, five doesn’t come right away. ichiro listens to it over and over, the soft th-thump that he’s almost 100% sure has to be someone’s heartbeat. This is a love song. ]
Samatoki you dog lol
[ it’s. it has to be.
it’s a love song about them. ]
run me the liner notes for this one
[ while he smashes his face into the nearest pillow like one of his shoujo heroines and tries not to die. ]
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someone's lonely.
1 - 1. Original Dae-Ji Pork Cutlet
• Rice
• Add Gravy Sauce
1 - Egg Fry
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FOOD TOTAL: $24.98
COURIER TIP: $25.00
🚘 Yamada Ichiro
123 Orders Delivered
Instructions: "doors open. no ones standing guard tonight so just let yourself in."
( much to samatoki's surprise (and chagrin), it wasn't ichiro who ends up delivering his order. his number one hint should have been when the doorbell kept ringing despite his earlier instructions, so when he went up to answer — he nearly bit the guy's head off. oops. at least he got tipped nicely, he supposes. still... his phone is out, scrolling through his contacts for a familiar number. )
oi. tell your boss your system fucked up again.
❤
hm. fond. ]
you just made some other random delivery guy's night 😂😂😂
how bad did you rip him a new asshole?
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dont think hes ever gonna come back, if thats what youre asking.
does that still count as making his night?
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guess who definitely isn't studying for his finals --
( you can tell he's losing his mind over studying because ichiro definitely does not owe him dinner, but what the hell. )
I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS ONE (1/2)
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no, shut up, i saw it
stupid thing.
hi
i don't think i owe you dinner but i haven't slept in a day so i might be wrong.
cute...
you sure? you definitely owe me dinner now.
i wont bug you since youre studying hard.
but dont die cause you gotta come back, okay?
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listening time
the beats really slick though so that earns you points
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that’s probably bias talking but I don’t think you can be that biased about a fact
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Samatoki you dog lol
[ it’s. it has to be.
it’s a love song about them. ]
run me the liner notes for this one
[ while he smashes his face into the nearest pillow like one of his shoujo heroines and tries not to die. ]
omhgyctufh
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blep
blep!!!
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more yakuza/delivery boy hell ya
more like g a y
why?
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try spelling it better and maybe you'll have an answer
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after the bang;
amazing
it must have fallen off my phone [ his nico charm...!! ]
good thing it's not tier time, that one's lucky.
it's not damaged or anything, right
[ samatoki he's such a fucking nerd do you regret any of this yet ]
why is he dating this guy
ohohoho dating
wait they're not dating yet
suuuure
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yakuza again jfc we need more college ones
what's your favorite thing to eat?
home cooked, i mean, besides postmates. lol.
we do need more college one but u love ur yakuza bride more
fried rice
good miso soup
why, are you planning to make me food?
i do love my yakuza bride
gay
yep
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i'll still take the college cosplay thread--
LDMASDASLdksamd one day..................
[ prayer hands emoji ]
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cuz college au needs love (maybe back to school after winter break)
damn us for coming up w/ the other one its too good
i have a study group thing in the morning but
i can cancel. why?
u just love ur yakuza bride too much
sure do
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