tbh ths is just the bad brain smich box

[melocoton]

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[mrhc]

i dont think you can handle what i wanna make at my skill level.
so sure, lets make that. thanks for offering to buy what we need for it.

[steelo]

you're such an ass
but sure
give a man a fish, he harasses a delivery boy who couldnt have known he was serving a yakuza
teach a man to fish and he just harasses you for ingredients instead

[steelo]

[ ichiro is typing . . .

it's a date.
>>delete ]

i'll bring you an apron

[mrhc]

fine. i'll wear it so you dont nag me later on.

[steelo]

nice.
as soon as saburo's feeling better, then, you can count on it.

[mrhc]

youre lucky i dont mind having you around.

( tough guy talk for i like you. )

[steelo]

yeah, way luckier than the other delivery guy
lol
keep saying that and you'll never get rid of me (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

[mrhc]

whos saying i wanna get rid of you?

[steelo]

[ aaaAAAAAAH ]

[steelo]

[ i mean, we're super smooth here ]

that just because i'm the fastest delivery boy on the block?

[mrhc]

( this reply doesn't come as quickly as the others. )

yeah, obviously.

[steelo]

[ lady doing math in her head meme.png for the entire time ]

well
i'm glad you don't wanna get rid of me.
i'm really not planning on going anywhere.

[mrhc]

make sure your brother gets better soon.

( he'd like to see ichiro as soon as possible. )

[steelo]

i will.
try not to die without me from sodium intake in the meantime.


💕

[mrhc]

i'll be here.

( he was going to send a casual 💖 but decided against it. it's the thought that counts. )