THE MISTLETOE MEME, ROUND TWO.

[melocoton]

the mistletoe meme.
Congrats! You're stuck under the mistletoe with someone. Pucker up, buttercup. It could be forced, or it could be normal--it's your choice!

did i copypaste this from last year? yes. yes i did.

Comments

[respectingwomen]

[WHAT IS THIS GREEN SHIT IN THE DOORWAY HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET IN ICHIRO'S FACE AND NOW AND NOW!!!!!]

[steelo]

[ clearly it's magical mistletoe that won't let them move, because ichiro's definitely not going to kiss this guy! gross!! he's in the middle of getting right back in his business when he notices it, tries to push past samatoki, and is met with resistance.

he tries to push his chest with a-- ] Would you get out of my way-- [ but alas! nothing. it mostly just ends with him looking like a maiden, hands now pressed against samatoki's (admittedly, still very, very nice) chest. ]

[respectingwomen]

[Samatoki tries for his own shove, but when it doesn't work, and Ichiro has his hands on him like that, he just scoffs.]

Tch. What kind of bullshit did you just get us into? Are you trying to piss me off?

[steelo]

I didn't do anything! [ well, now they're just fucking stuck like this, aren't they. he does move his hand, at least, testing the boundaries of whatever the fuck's got them stuck standing here, and when he pushes at the wall next to him, he hits up against... nothing.

ichiro's eyes flick upwards, and his entire face goes bright red, forehead to chin. ] --No.

[ hell no. hes seen enough isekai, he knows what this shit is ]