potosi | THE MISTLETOE MEME, ROUND TWO.

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[ it's really no surprise that wataru goes all out for winter. ugly christmas shirts (or holiday shirts, really)! reindeer antlers! mistletoe headband! his classroom decorated to the nines, just like his apartment!!

he usually passes out chocolate kisses when anyone gets caught beneath the mistletoe with him.

mostly because usually, it's someone married; or it's a child; or so on or so forth. nazuna is, to his knowledge, none of these things. he is, however, for better or for worse ... one of wataru's only friends, and one of the only people he teases without meaning anything by it at all, no matter what mutual relations might mistakenly think.

regardless

there's him, nazuna, and today's hairstyle—holly and mistletoe tucked into his braid and his ponytail. ]

Mmm, tu es hors de portée? If not, I'll get on bended knee for you, petit lapin.

[ wataru's not the only one who goes all out for christmas. it's nazuna's favorite holiday (even over easter, which, coincidentally, are the exact two times that he still goes to church) because it always meant good things in the nito house. before he started working, the nitos had tiny, homemade christmases, one gift each and mass at midnight, and as nazuna got older, he poured his child star money into their household, so his siblings could rip open presents for hours and their house was decorated, roof to basement. even before the nitos had any money, every corner of the house was festive and bright.

so, that love for christmas has carried on since. nazuna's classroom is also bursting to the seams with decorations. there's tinsel on the chalkboard, fairy lights and kindergarten colored ornaments hanging from strings of twine over the top of the room, making the whole place feel homey and bright. even with no students (they'll be back tomorrow, delighted at the winter wonderland their classroom is becoming), there's soft christmas music playing in the background while he hangs garlands up by the door.

and..., luckily, he doesn't understand any french at all, really, because wataru is right. the garland he's trying to put up should go on top of the door, and even though nazuna's standing on one of the stools he uses in the reading corner, on his very, very , very tiptoes, he just can't quite reach the hooks he hung up with an actual ladder at the beginning of the year.

wataru coming in and speaking up doesn't stop him from his mission, as he reaches and reaches. ] Please don't. [ get on your bended knee... he wouldn't put it past wataru to pretend propose to him or something equally ridiculous. ] Just a ...little more...unyan!

[ the "unyan!" comes as he wobbles just a bit too far forward, arms windmilling as he wobbles dangerously on the stool. ]

Oh-- [ wataru steadies him with a hand, the other going to catch the garland and hold it above them ] Be careful, mon lapin! The kids would be crushed if they came through the door, only to find their teacher fallen on the ground, surrounded by white lines and a dangerous-looking "keep out" tape... ♪

[ like a murder scene.

he waits a moment, then releases nazuna with a laugh. ]

Let me help. I won't take no for an answer, so it's best to simply agree...☆

[ please do not make his classroom a murder scene?? (memory triggered,)

at least wataru keeps him from falling over. nazuna's instincts kick in and he reaches down to curl his fingers in wataru's shirt so he doesn't actually fall, looking much like a startled rabbit.

slowly, he relaxes, fingers loosening before he stops and at least brushes off wataru's nice shirt. he fixes himself and stands up properly, then sighs. ] ...okay, fine. Just be careful, okay? It has to go exactly there.

[ he points up at the spot, where he's already conveniently hung a little hook for the garland to hang on. ]

[ how kind, nazuna. wataru stretches up to do as asked, humming a snippet of something from the nutcracker (his childrens' ballet class is doing it, and so,) as he carefully slips it on. he takes a moment to adjust it too, until it's perfectly righted ...

... and then he tugs it a little more to the right, just Enough off center. fufu ♪ ]

There we are, mon lapin! Where's my reward for coming to your rescue? [ , wataru, ] I accept cookies, wine, and most importantly, movie tickets...♪

[ this is how you save niichan/nazusan from being caught under a mistletoe.

1. come up with plan
2. fail because what is planning when your brain is a melonpan
3. decide taking away the mistletoe decoration is how you save nazuna
4. kiss nazuna because to get the mistletoe, you have to be under it
5. wait no
6. ~~shit~~ ~~crap~~ oh no
7. mistletoe snatched anyway, we're here on a mission
8. DASH
DASH
AWAY IN A DAZE 🐰💦💨💨💨 ]

Edited 2018-12-22 17:03 (UTC)

[ also available in rec or duplicity flavor ]

Edited 2018-12-21 14:14 (UTC)

[ it isn't that he hates christmas. he just, like, doesn't celebrate it. any of it. but subaru is cute and warm and unfortunately this all maths out, hence why he's over to help decorate today. (the fact subaru's mom is very kind and deserving of all nice things may be helping.)

but.

please, ]

Is mistletoe actually neccessary when the only person you see on a day-to-day basis is your mother.

[ unfortunately for natsume, subaru sure does celebrate christmas. subaru loves christmas--everything's so shiny and beautiful and full of light it's hard to be sad. besides, after subaru's father died, christmasses had a tinge of sadness that was almost impossible to shake, so subaru does his absolute best to go above and beyond so there's no time to be upset.

at the moment, subaru's hanging a piece of said offending foilage up in a doorway, near the kitchen. he looks back at natsume, who seems less than amused, then grins at him. ] I see Daikichi, too, don't be silly!

[ hopping off of the stepladder, he holds up a piece of mistletoe, high above his head. ] I don't think there's anything wrong with spreading kisses. Mom'd give em to you, too, you know!

[ now, he's downright jolly. subaru swoops forward, still holding up the mistletoe. ] C'moon, Natsume, it's the season, gimme kisses! ★

[ so he kisses his mom and his dog.

one of those isn't ideal, so natsume shoves his hand in subaru's face as soon as he swoops forward- ]

No. [ never mind that subaru doesn't Have to find an excuse to kiss him - not that natsume's going to admit that ever, but. ] You just admitted to kissing your dog with that mouth. I'm not kissing a dog kisser.

[ natsume what the fuck do you think you've been doing ]

[WHAT IS THIS GREEN SHIT IN THE DOORWAY HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET IN ICHIRO'S FACE AND NOW AND NOW!!!!!]

[ clearly it's magical mistletoe that won't let them move, because ichiro's definitely not going to kiss this guy! gross!! he's in the middle of getting right back in his business when he notices it, tries to push past samatoki, and is met with resistance.

he tries to push his chest with a-- ] Would you get out of my way-- [ but alas! nothing. it mostly just ends with him looking like a maiden, hands now pressed against samatoki's (admittedly, still very, very nice) chest. ]

[Samatoki tries for his own shove, but when it doesn't work, and Ichiro has his hands on him like that, he just scoffs.]

Tch. What kind of bullshit did you just get us into? Are you trying to piss me off?

I didn't do anything! [ well, now they're just fucking stuck like this, aren't they. he does move his hand, at least, testing the boundaries of whatever the fuck's got them stuck standing here, and when he pushes at the wall next to him, he hits up against... nothing.

ichiro's eyes flick upwards, and his entire face goes bright red, forehead to chin. ] --No.

[ hell no. hes seen enough isekai, he knows what this shit is ]

[Kuramochi thought it would be a good idea to invite Eijun over for Christmas. It's been awhile since he saw him after graduating so he figured it wouldn't be a bad idea. He expected the mistletoe over the doorway when he came home, he didn't expect to see so many mistletoe in every doorway. Honestly, he's not surprised that Eijun would go so hard, yet at the same time he's shaking his head.]

Sa--Eijun! Where are you?

[ my love for awbrey will motivate me to remember how to play this character ]

( She hosts the best parties. Or she did, once. Now, she is actively avoided by almost everyone she used to consider a friend. They're all vapid, but it still stings from time to time - that by being who she is, her status as the Queen Bee has been shattered... But the friends she keeps now know her better than anyone ever has, and she knows that even if the parties she throws now aren't as glitzy or pppulated, they will come and enjoy themselves.

She can think of no one who deserves her famous pink punch more than them.

Lydia finds herself leaning against a doorway, smiling at the small gathering, forgetting the decoration she put up over this particular threshold. For one night, at least, things are... Quiet. She likes the quiet. )

[ n_n ]

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[also available in recolle flavor!]

[FFFFUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU!!!! CHRISTMAAAAASSSSSS..........!!!

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THE MISTLETOE MEME, ROUND TWO.

nazuna nito★ ensemble stars

i'll tag you with kaoru later but for now

whos this clown

your next boyfriend

is rec wata capable of having a boyfriend,

only in the theoretical dream sense.

this could work for canon or any au so go wild sisibun

subaru akehoshi ★ ensemble stars

i swear u and vies, i make rec aus for oddballs as jokes BUT THEN

wow how's this for old as shit

chews on this tag gently

ichiro yamada ★ hypmic

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

sawamura eijun ★ daiya no ace

no subject

narumiya mei ★ daiya no ace

goro akechi ★ persona 5

stiles stilinski | teen wolf

Her icons are all stressed out face sorry if she looks like she's pooping.

no subject

kaoru hakaze ☆ ensemble stars!

tsukasa suou ☆ ensemble stars!

Makoto Yuuki | Ensemble Stars

Suzu Kuromori | Ensemble Girls!

tenn kujo / idolish7