patron on the rocks, everybody's pourin shots

[selfie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
1. post your character with a tfln
2. tag around as neccessary
3. regret all your life choices.

Comments

♥ kisses your face

[hypercompetent]

isn't that the plot of a mila kunis movie?

♥ slobbers all over yours

[resent]

I'm living a teen rom-com.
great. 8|

uwu

[hypercompetent]

i think it was supposed to be a grown up rom com?
:)
do i need to go punch someone in the balls

i have missed their emoticoning!

[resent]

not sure if that info is helping me, Stilinski

you can punch people and make it stick?

ME TOO

[hypercompetent]

my b :(
HA very funny
yes
i can
i punched jackson in the face once
(obligatory "it was awesome")

GOOD

[resent]

it doesn't count if it was in a dream.

:))))

[hypercompetent]

wow ye of little faith
it wasn't
it was in this creepy ass school
(aka BHHS)
and we were locked in with uncle crazy who was trying to kill us all
and he said something douchey about my dad
so i punched him in the face

。(⌒∇⌒。)

[resent]

hope you punched him hard enough to dent the side of his face.
is he at creepy ass school? I want to even out his cheekbones with another punch.
I like your dad. this guy's a douche.