patron on the rocks, everybody's pourin shots

[selfie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
1. post your character with a tfln
2. tag around as neccessary
3. regret all your life choices.

Comments

stiles stilinski | teen wolf

[hypercompetent]

what i'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was super romantic.

[loyals]

dude i did not need that image.

[venusetcerebellis]

Are you sure romantic is the word? Maybe I should have gotten you a thesaurus for Christmas.

[reyesofsunshine]

that was supposed 2 b scary and menacing. there is srsly something wrong w/ u.

i'm pushing that au onto you and you can't stop me

[disparage]

um ...
did you at least have fun?

[ahealer]

Why are you using Stiles' phone?

Scott McCall | Teen Wolf

[loyals]

is everything ok?
last time i missed your call you were being arrested.

[redstandard]

ok there is a distinct difference between being chucked in dad's cop car for skipping school and being arrested
also yeah i'm cool
got a hot date, mccall? :)

[reyesofsunshine]

that was one time and it all worked out okay.
but also can you bail me out, Popski is not letting me off with a warning this time.
You guys told him about us and now he expects us to behave or something

[tiller]

I'm fine, Scott. really.
lets not bring up the arrest ever again, okay? :)

Erica Reyes | teen wolf

[reyesofsunshine]

Only i could go on a date w/ 1 guy, have a beer w/ a diff guy an go home w/ the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.

[hypercompetent]

how did you manage to go home with the guy you were trying to AVOID that's the question

[triskeles]

What.
Who?

allison argent | teen wolf

[industria]

On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?

[reyesofsunshine]

wtf iss a mEL gibsOn

kira yukimura | all my teenage werewolves

[bashfuls]

my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.

1/2

[loyals]

what's wrong with the slumber party?
pillow forts are awesome
and there could be drinks there

santana lopez | glee >:|

[itsahotone]

you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation."

[resent]

did you get it?

scout mccall | 63 woof

[nojuice]

you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell

[redstandard]

there was an emergency!!!

laura hale | seriously do you expect anything but werewolf teens

[vitabrevis]

Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.

[resent]

you really believed him?

Lydia Martin ❤ Teen Wolf

[venusetcerebellis]

I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.

[reyesofsunshine]

tbh there are few greater pleasures in this world, than crushing the egos of men.

cora hale | teen wolf

[resent]

I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us develops feelings. that works in the movies right?

[reyesofsunshine]

Nope.
You're completely fucked.
Wanna spike Isaac's shampoo with nair?

Isaac Lahey | Teen Wolf

[iceicelahey]

you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"

WELL FANCY SEEIN' U HERE

[reyesofsunshine]

tbf I was sleep talking and you were sleep-advantage taking.

elder cunningham | the book of mormon

[bookofarnold]

i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me

arya stark | a song of ice and fire

[nymeriarya]

That reminds me...we need to get swords