patron on the rocks, everybody's pourin shots

[selfie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
1. post your character with a tfln
2. tag around as neccessary
3. regret all your life choices.

Comments

[hypercompetent]

may have involved derek hale?

1/2

[loyals]

I CONTINUE TO NOT NEED IMAGES!!!

[loyals]

i would so not have been surprised by lonely island though
is the thing.
but uh yeah congrats dude
you are no longer prime for virgin sacrifices.

[hypercompetent]

i need you to be supportive ok this is my time
my glorious glorious six pack time
I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEE-EEEX AND IT FEE-ELLLT SO GOOD

hell yeah
no aztec god will get me now :P

[loyals]

i'll ask my mom to bake you a cake
and i'll decorate it myself
'CONGRATS ON GETTING D'S D'
even if i'm going to need bleach now.
cause you apparently had kinky sex with derek.

they might try to throw you in a volcano anyways
you never know with aztec gods.