patron on the rocks, everybody's pourin shots

[selfie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
1. post your character with a tfln
2. tag around as neccessary
3. regret all your life choices.

Comments

i'm pushing that au onto you and you can't stop me

[disparage]

um ...
did you at least have fun?

oh, darn. look how horrified and upset i am by this. 8)

[hypercompetent]

well
yes
maybe too much
can you come help me

i hope you are crying because i'm forcing such horrible things upon you

[disparage]

… are you naked?

tears of joy, lbh.

[hypercompetent]

... i'm not NOT naked [ love you sis ]

why are you thwarting my plans on being a total d-bag, sisi?

[disparage]

okay, good, because I'm still bleaching that other time

so not the point, right?
okay, I'm going to go find a hairpin or something to break you out
I mean, you're still in the handcuffs, right?

god, this is like
can we just pretend this conversation is not happening right now?

because ilu that's why uwu*

[hypercompetent]

would it make it 10x worse if i told you it's not handcuffs it's
uh
metal chains



i love you if there's some kind of weird voodoo veterinarian magic that can cause temporary amnesia i am on it for you

i'm going to give you the world + pluto for giving me a slice of this

[disparage]

oh my god
OH MY GOD
OH MY GO

because i love you so much i must punch you in the face

[disparage]

you are so never talking to Tyler EVER again.
if it's not covered in vervain, I think I might forego the whole hairpin/jaws of life to free you.