patron on the rocks, everybody's pourin shots

[selfie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
1. post your character with a tfln
2. tag around as neccessary
3. regret all your life choices.

Comments

[resent]

"accident" lol.
can we at least take pictures?
I know it's wrong, but I really want to blackmail him into giving me one of his scarves.

didn't really think. I thought "fucking with no feelings ever being apart of this" was realistic.
according to Hollywood, me thinking this means I'm about to live a badly written rom com.

[reyesofsunshine]

There will absolutely be pictures.
And I will absolutely be blackmailing him for scarves.
I want the thin gauzy one with stars.

When this inevitably blows the fuck up in your face, I will have booze and oreos and the kick boxing bag will be hung up in the living room.

THIS IS THE BEST FRIENDSHIP EVER, THANK YOU FOR GIVING IT TO ME

[resent]

I want the thick, grey one with white in it. reminds me of snow.
we'd better make this a good prank, then.
a lot is at stake.

how did Derek even get his paws on you? the others are kind of hopeless.
I think this is the part where, in the movie, I say you're the best.
it's a good thing it's pretty true, huh?

DONT TOUCH ME CORICA BFFS IS MY COCAINE.

[reyesofsunshine]

Oooh that's a good one. Though he does have a really snuggly one, forest green, that I think would bring out my eyes or some shit.

Even a broken clock gets the time right twice a day.
Damn straight, Hale.

Sideboob: I'm thinking we should mutiny and make Der get thai tonight. I'm seriously over his crush on the pizza delivery girl, if I have to eat another stuffed crust I will projectile vomit all over that glossy haired bitch.

SDJKFLS GOOD BECAUSE I AM DROWNING IN AMAZING BFFNESS AH

[resent]

maybe we should take two, just in case we never get the opportunity to do this again.

he's not crushing on the pizza girl.
he just really likes pizza. more than I remember.





… he is crushing on her, isn't he?
I'm so used to seeing him show off.

also your erica is giving me life rn so please don't ever hide her ever again

[resent]

also, did you just say sideboob?

YOUR CORA MAY BE MY FAVOURITE OF CORAS JUSSAYIN

[reyesofsunshine]

Taking two would be the more strategic approach.
And twice the separation anxiety for Bambi, total bonus.

And now that you've joined the rest of us here in the land of "Derek Hale Has A Crush", are you gonna help me campaign for Thai or not.

I cant take anymore mozzarella, Cora. I just fucking cant do it.

hiding? I've not been hiding! I've been on tumblr--I went dark side ;)

[reyesofsunshine]

also,

No.

No, I did not.

aw, thank you! ❤ you can't take your erica away; i have her and i'm not letting go of fabulousness

[resent]

I'm going to feel bad if I make Bambi cry. Couldn't you have used a different Disney nickname? Like Thumper? Nothing depressing about that guy.

I'm getting really good at using chopsticks, Erica …
But if she blinks the wrong way, she's toast. No more Operation: Crush. Okay?

Operation: Thai is on.
Not my shout, though.

[resent]

And you did. I have the text to prove it.
;)