potosi | patron on the rocks, everybody's pourin shots

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patron on the rocks, everybody's pourin shots

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
1. post your character with a tfln
2. tag around as neccessary
3. regret all your life choices.

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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"

tbf I was sleep talking and you were sleep-advantage taking.

I'd rather call it opportunity knocking and me being a gracious host.

I wasn't aware the word "gracious" was in your vocabulary.

though, I guess considering I stole your bed it isn't exactly the most inappropriate of word choices.

Stole and shared are two different things.

Even if you crawled into my bed at ass o'clock and refused to leave.

"refused to leave" I'm sorry, I must have blacked out and hallucinated the part where you snuggled up to me and took me hostage as your living body-pillow.

(can't even kick a girl out of bed? you're getting soft on me, Iz.)

Sounds like something you'd make up, tbh.

Edited 2014-01-20 21:17 (UTC)

And if i DID do that, it's because you were taking over the whole bed and I had no choice but to cling on for dear life.
But you have no proof.

Edited 2014-01-20 21:18 (UTC)

Oh, I have proof alright.

Proof you will never ever see.

You're like a tall as fuck, mop-hair octopus of cuddles in your sleep, Lahey.

I'll believe it when I see it.

If I don't see it, I'm gonna assume it doesn't exist, srry.

Breakfast?

Edited 2014-01-20 23:47 (UTC)

You asking or offering, bambi?

Edited 2014-01-21 00:01 (UTC)

Offering.

I'm not the one who drank 8 times his body weight in alcohol last night.

I would kill a legion of small animals for blueberry anything.

#fullreyes

#whyarewetexting
#werelayingrightnexttoeachother
#wannamakeout
#SeriouslythoughI'mthinkingblueberrypancakes

Pancakes it is.

#fullreyesandthensome

#stileswouldsayitsjusthowweroll
#iwouldbutpancakes
#laterthoughyeah?

you're the best i s2g

Unless you burn them.

#stilesalsothinksweneedleashes
#sostilesopinionisnotavalidone
#postpancakesmakeoutitis

Edited 2014-01-21 23:44 (UTC)

First of all, Mexican food is not a pretty color.

It doesn't compliment your skin tone.

Or anyone's.

...Are you saying there's something on this planet that I can't work because you are both incredibly mistaken and stupid.

Thank god you're pretty.

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Isaac Lahey | Teen Wolf

WELL FANCY SEEIN' U HERE

Well well well.

there they're their (1/2)

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Don't even look at me these two are so cute. (1/2)

Don't even look at me these two are so cute. (2/2)

u may leave thank.

c:0 (1/2) Bear with me.

c:0 (2/2) Bear with me.

no subject

watch him avoid the octopus comment because it's too cute

she's gonna bring it back up at a later date dont you worry

yessssssssssss good.

cries about it

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my babiES

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dont even touch me (1/2)

dont even touch me (2/2)

no subject

laurEN

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becca m y love my angle (1/2)

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