call me maybe!

[bandera]

OPEN IC INBOX, PART TWO
( for tfln, for texts, whatever you want )

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god help asahi

[wingspikes]

sure, nishinoya, what is it?

poor cinnamon roll

[thunderstroke]

well, first! are you with azumama-san or anyone else??
i don't want to interrupt, that wouldn't be good!

too pure....

[wingspikes]

[ ANXIETY SPIKING...IS HE MAD AT HIM.... ]

um
no, i was just doing my homework
is...everything ok?

so unprepared

[thunderstroke]

everything's fine, don't freak out!
i know you're freaking out. shh.

[ IT'S OKAY MY DELICATE FLOWER I AM THE OPPOSITE OF MAD. ]

[wingspikes]

i'm not!

[ you know him too well, nishinoya. ]

...maybe a little.
is this about homework again?

[thunderstroke]

[ If you could see the skeptical look on his face Asahi. ]

well, relax! take your hair down, maybe. you need to lighten up, asahi-san.
besides, it's not about homework, so don't worry about that!

[wingspikes]

right
what is it, then? :)

[ he's tryin ]

[thunderstroke]

[ literally a cinnamon roll too good for this world.

TIME TO CORRUPT HIM. ]

weeeell
you're pretty limber for a big guy! have you ever tried to see HOW flexible you are?
or maybe how long you can hold positions?

[wingspikes]

[ what kind of question is this ]

you mean like the splits, or something?
i'm sure you could do it better than i could.

[thunderstroke]

[ just wait ]

i can kind of do the splits, sure.
but that's not what i'm talking about!
what i mean is, we should see if i can bend you in half so your knees are up by your shoulders.

[wingspikes]

AWJGKLDFJH

[wingspikes]

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT????

[thunderstroke]

for starters!
so that i can eat you out until you can't hold the position anymore.

[thunderstroke]

and then we'll go from there.

[wingspikes]

[ that noise you just heard in the distance was asahi's brain breaking


DROPS PHONE ]

kfdlsh;;hn;

[wingspikes]

NISHINOYA, WHA
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM ??? WJHYSFKDH

[thunderstroke]

[ AS IF HE IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT AND NOT CACKLING HIS FOOL HEAD OFF: ] post-practice stretches.

[wingspikes]

THASTN NOT SOMETHING YOU CNA DO AT PRACTICE
you were just thinking abotu that??? with everyone there/?!?!

[thunderstroke]

no, but it's something you can do with practice!

[thunderstroke]

it WAS kinda hard to change without anybody noticing afterwards.

[ you're not actually innocent you monster stop that. ]

[wingspikes]

[ NOYA ARE YOU REAL ]

oh my god
WE WALKED HOME TOGETHER

[thunderstroke]

[ sorry Asahi it doesn't get better. ]

we did!
i kinda debated asking you about it then, but i figured you should probably be sitting down first.

[wingspikes]

[ a monster...he's dating a monster.... ]

you're ridiculous.....

[thunderstroke]

[ Nishinoya isn't even remotely apologetic, considering Asahi is alone and sitting down. It could've been worse! ]

but you're thinking about it now, asahi-san～♪

[wingspikes]

[ HE 100% IS RIP ASAHISAN


the silence on the other end of the line says that better than any text he could send atm ]