tbh ths is just the bad brain smich box

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[steelo]

you know, proving you wrong might make great practice for whenever i save up enough to go to law school.
if i can handle you, i can handle just about anyone.

[mrhc]

you got nothing better to do?
youre gonna lose this battle, trust me.
it hasnt even started and thats already the outcome.

[steelo]

i really don't like losing, yknow
i've got the ultimate weapon on my side, anyway, so you're doomed.

[mrhc]

what are you even talking about?

[steelo]

nemu, duh

[mrhc]

thats fucking cheating.

[steelo]

just using all the weapons at my disposal (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

i haven't seen her in a while, anyway. she said she was gonna trade a couple recipes with me, so i'll do that + win this argument all in one sitting.
win/win

[mrhc]

i dont see how using her is really gonna help when shes gonna have a biased opinion.
i thought winning cases would mean you'd only go after the the truth? so hows that gonna work

[steelo]

actually, witness testimony just has to be facts such as
"my big brother tips the delivery boy over 100% every time" or "samatoki offered to have a doctor sent to ichiro's house to take care of his younger brother for him."

at least that's how ace attorney runs it.
i'm pretty sure it's not totally wrong.

[mrhc]

youre not seriously thinking it works the same as your games, right?
tell me youre not that dumb

[steelo]

first of all, don't knock the intricate workings of the legal system as displayed in ace attorney, apollo justice is amazing.

second of all of course i don't think that, that'd be stupid
all good anime's based in a little truth. even if it's just a little

third of all i'm still right

[ you want to date a nerd. ]

[mrhc]

( he's having second thoughts. )

i dont even know what to say to this.
why are you like this?

[steelo]

why do i have good taste?
i don't know, i ask myself that all the time (* ´>艸<)゛

there are a couple yakuza in the game, you know
for all you know i learned how to interact with you from that, too lol

[mrhc]

is that why i yelled at you so many times?
no wonder. i knew you were acting weird.

[steelo]

my life's not actually an otome game, dude
i think our relationship would be a lot different

[mrhc]

is that what you were hoping for though?

( ichiro's idea of flirting... it all makes sense now. )

[steelo]

you'd be a pretty difficult route

[ so

yeah he's not that far off ]

[mrhc]

wouldnt be any fun if i made it easy for you.
you probably have to restart at least ten times.

( which is already over, since he got yelled at ten times already. )

[steelo]

[ oh my god he's playing along. ]

eh
i'm pretty good at the tsundere route by now

[steelo]

or, i guess i'm just good at the samatoki route.
i like a challenge, but i think maybe i've got it figured out for the good end now.

[mrhc]

who are you calling a tsundere???

[mrhc]

dont sound so cocky.
maybe youre about to hit a bad end.

( not likely, but you know. )

[steelo]

aren't you just proving the tsundere point? wwwww

[mrhc]

do you want me to never talk to you again

[steelo]

i did say that one was my favorite, right? it is.