patron on the rocks, everybody's pourin shots

[selfie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
1. post your character with a tfln
2. tag around as neccessary
3. regret all your life choices.

Comments

[hypercompetent]

....if i tell you wrong number will you be less mortified???? :D

[loyals]

no
WHO WERE YOU SENDING IT TO???

1/2

[hypercompetent]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
someone
talking about
doing that for a tv show??

[hypercompetent]

.....yeah i got nothin on that one

[loyals]

there is no one talking about doing that for a tv show
what is with you and handcuffing people to stuff??
i mean this time it's you being handcuffed but jeez bro.

[hypercompetent]

no one said handcuffs were involved!!!

[loyals]

did you literally get chained to your dresser
oh my god did you use the chains that you brought to school that one time???
oh my god dude no nevermind don't tell me

[hypercompetent]

electing not to answer the question is not a defined yes or a no, right
right
(it was awesome)

[loyals]

congratulations?
i think???
you went from virgin to kinky in .2 seconds it's so weird.

1/2

[hypercompetent]

yes congratulations are so in order
you are frankly lucky i didn't text you the lyrics to i just had sex
there was sex it was awesome
it
....

[hypercompetent]

may have involved derek hale?

1/2

[loyals]

I CONTINUE TO NOT NEED IMAGES!!!

[loyals]

i would so not have been surprised by lonely island though
is the thing.
but uh yeah congrats dude
you are no longer prime for virgin sacrifices.

[hypercompetent]

i need you to be supportive ok this is my time
my glorious glorious six pack time
I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEE-EEEX AND IT FEE-ELLLT SO GOOD

hell yeah
no aztec god will get me now :P

[loyals]

i'll ask my mom to bake you a cake
and i'll decorate it myself
'CONGRATS ON GETTING D'S D'
even if i'm going to need bleach now.
cause you apparently had kinky sex with derek.

they might try to throw you in a volcano anyways
you never know with aztec gods.