tbh ths is just the bad brain smich box

[melocoton]

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someone's lonely.

[mrhc]

Dae-Ji Pork Cutlet House

1 - 1. Original Dae-Ji Pork Cutlet
• Rice
• Add Gravy Sauce
1 - Egg Fry
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FOOD TOTAL: $24.98
COURIER TIP: $25.00

🚘 Yamada Ichiro
123 Orders Delivered

Instructions: "doors open. no ones standing guard tonight so just let yourself in."

( much to samatoki's surprise (and chagrin), it wasn't ichiro who ends up delivering his order. his number one hint should have been when the doorbell kept ringing despite his earlier instructions, so when he went up to answer — he nearly bit the guy's head off. oops. at least he got tipped nicely, he supposes. still... his phone is out, scrolling through his contacts for a familiar number. )

oi. tell your boss your system fucked up again.

❤

[steelo]

[ maybe samatoki's not the only one feeling a little lonely this evening, though ichiro's not alone. he's sitting by saburo's bedside, checking his temperature while he sleeps, when he gets the text message.

hm. fond. ]

you just made some other random delivery guy's night 😂😂😂
how bad did you rip him a new asshole?

g a y

[mrhc]

( ichiro receives an answer right away, if that says anything. )

dont think hes ever gonna come back, if thats what youre asking.
does that still count as making his night?

[steelo]

nah.

that'll happen when he gets home from cussing you out from and checks his tip balance.
trust me, i know from personal experience lol

[mrhc]

dont tell me youre still holding that shit against me.
that was the only time i ever yelled at you.

( more like one out of ten times but okay, samatoki. )

[steelo]

i've seen you yell at inanimate objects, it's practically your default volume level wwwww

kidding.
sorry it wasn't me, saburo's got the flu so i'm off tonight.

[mrhc]

see if i tip you as generously next time, you brat.

hows your brother doing?

[steelo]

he's asleep, at least for now. it's been on and off all day.
i could've gone in, i guess, but i was worried...
it sucks, but i'll just pick up extra jobs tomorrow to make up for the slack

you better be hungry :P

[mrhc]

want me to send a doctor to your place?
and yeah yeah, i'll buy enough takeout to feed a lot of people.

[steelo]

[ STOPPP....ugh this stupid gay crush is unfortunate and not being helped at all by this caring for his entire family stuff jeez ]

it's all good. i'm a pretty decent nurse. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
we've been on our own for a while now, so.
i usually get them flu shots, but it got away from me this year
jiro and i went today when saburo was asleep so hopefully this'll be the worst of it.

and, i promise i won't get any germs on it.
i'm gonna have to convince my coworker you're a good guy, so i guess that'd be good evidence ;D

[mrhc]

offer's there if you change your mind.
i dont even get a chance to forget getting the shot. my sister nags me until i go so maybe ill make her remind you next year.

and i dont care what that guy thinks.
im not a good guy.

[steelo]

you care what i think, though

[ bold, maybe, but that could be ichiro's middle name ]

[mrhc]

still doesnt make me a good guy.

[steelo]

you know, proving you wrong might make great practice for whenever i save up enough to go to law school.
if i can handle you, i can handle just about anyone.

[mrhc]

you got nothing better to do?
youre gonna lose this battle, trust me.
it hasnt even started and thats already the outcome.

[steelo]

i really don't like losing, yknow
i've got the ultimate weapon on my side, anyway, so you're doomed.

[mrhc]

what are you even talking about?

[steelo]

nemu, duh

[mrhc]

thats fucking cheating.

[steelo]

just using all the weapons at my disposal (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

i haven't seen her in a while, anyway. she said she was gonna trade a couple recipes with me, so i'll do that + win this argument all in one sitting.
win/win

[mrhc]

i dont see how using her is really gonna help when shes gonna have a biased opinion.
i thought winning cases would mean you'd only go after the the truth? so hows that gonna work

[steelo]

actually, witness testimony just has to be facts such as
"my big brother tips the delivery boy over 100% every time" or "samatoki offered to have a doctor sent to ichiro's house to take care of his younger brother for him."

at least that's how ace attorney runs it.
i'm pretty sure it's not totally wrong.

[mrhc]

youre not seriously thinking it works the same as your games, right?
tell me youre not that dumb

[steelo]

first of all, don't knock the intricate workings of the legal system as displayed in ace attorney, apollo justice is amazing.

second of all of course i don't think that, that'd be stupid
all good anime's based in a little truth. even if it's just a little

third of all i'm still right

[ you want to date a nerd. ]

[mrhc]

( he's having second thoughts. )

i dont even know what to say to this.
why are you like this?