call me maybe!

[bandera]

OPEN IC INBOX, PART TWO
( for tfln, for texts, whatever you want )

Comments

shrugs and begins a slow spam

[flexed]

i'm just glad you're the only person i can have a "remember when we thought i was pregnant" conversation with.

[cranks]

Anytime.
Really did give us quite the scare, though.
Can't even imagine the world full of little Minjis.

[flexed]

not that i'm not awesome or anything, but that's a terrifying image.
one of me is fine.
also motherhood is for you not for me, that's even more terrifying.
i would break a baby.

[cranks]

If you end up a mom I'm gonna end up babysitting your kids all the time anyway.
it's your choice though, yeah?
Bloody shame, though, you and Tommy'd have proper pretty kids.

[unled]

So I don't know what happened last night when you went out
But I definitely just found your pants in the mailbox
They definitely also have postage on them
Enough to probably get them to Timbuktu

[gimp]

guess I must have really wanted you in my pants ;)

[unled]

Really, really badly, apparently
I could bring them back, but that would be counterproductive

[gimp]

better you just seeing my pants than me, honestly
I was a bloody wreck
Remind me never to go out with Minho and Thomas ever again.

definitely intended for t. murphies

[flexed]

halloween next year - y/n?

[ Attached image, because Minji is a monster. ]

1/2

[greenies]

Oh

[greenies]

y
Definitely y.
Does that mean I have to be the agent woman?
I don't think I can wear pantyhose.

[flexed]

well you wouldn't *have* to wear pantyhose.
i would definitely not complain about you in a suit for a male equivalent of agent carter.

[greenies]

[ did thomas make her laugh with his lame joke ]

A suit I can do.
We should watch the movies again, I don't remember much about them.

you chose to stay with this newt

[herpetology]

i. They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend

ii. Dude you've got to get here. I keep reaching for ass but none of them are yours!!

god bless (also ii i may come back for i later)

[gimp]

Cute.
Finishing up work at the mo, so you'll have to live without my ass for a little while.
Terribly sorry. :)

(please do)

[herpetology]

You say stuff like that but I don't know if you really are.

(♥)

[gimp]

That depends on who's ass you're grabbing, don't you think?

yk what here

[loyals]

i owe you 20 bucks dude
because chupacabras are real.
and they are cockblocks.

slams down

[archrivals]

( ready boyfran u about to get hella sexted up )

where is the closest bathroom

( u hard yet )

amazing

[kablam]

[ hot ]

wat
in ur house??
how should i kno??????

[archrivals]

no
the closest one to you obviously idiot

[kablam]

u suck that wasnt obvious at all.....
next to my room i guess??
if u think im gonna puke its the middle of the night or sth im fine!!

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

[thunderstroke]

heeey asahi-san, i have a question for you!!

god help asahi

[wingspikes]

sure, nishinoya, what is it?

poor cinnamon roll

[thunderstroke]

well, first! are you with azumama-san or anyone else??
i don't want to interrupt, that wouldn't be good!